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I’m trying really hard to finish this trip report….seriously.
Day five was our Disneyland day. We got up early and headed out to Disneyland, which was literally about 2 blocks down the street. After parking in the lot and taking the tram, we had arrived to Disneyland California Adventure!
We’ve been to Walt Disney World at least 8 times in the last 12 years but we’ve only been to Disneyland once and that’s when the kids were very young. The California Adventure park was a first for us. First things first…our favorite ride:
There was no line. Then we hopped on the California Screamin’ rollercoaster. It was a lot of fun. I wanted to video the whole ride but as soon as our car took off up the hill, my camera stopped! Here’s a few shots of it:
And this should give you an idea of how fun it was:
We saw the parade:
And caught the end of Goofy’s fountain show:
And rode the Monster’s Inc Ride. Disney is quite clever with their attention to detail:
We walked through Cars Land:
We took a mid-afternoon break to register for VidCon. The convention center was only a few blocks down the street so we trekked it down there and picked up our passes.
After we got back to Disneyland we rode Mickey’s Fun Wheel. This is the big ferris wheel you see in all of the pictures. From a glance it looks tame. But we decided to sit in one of the swinging gondolas vs. one of the stationary ones. How bad could it be? Or so we thought….
After recovering from that horror…we went on another vomit-inducing ride – The Golden Zephyr **warning, don’t watch if you get dizzy easily!**
It was getting more crowded as the evening went on so we decided to call it a day early and went back to the hotel to rest up for the VidCon madness to come!
Day four was our last day in the LA area before heading to Anaheim for VidCon. I didn’t have much planned for us besides visiting the Griffith Observatory. The Observatory is a cross between a museum and a planetarium – with an awesome view. It sits atop Mount Hollywood and you can see for miles. Best part about it – admission is free!
The weather was perfect and we got there early before the first planetarium show started so we had plenty of time to roam around the grounds and get some great pictures.
Here’s our walk around the building:
The inside was just as impressive as the outside.
We got tickets for two planetarium shows. Channeling my inner nerd, I was beyond excited about this because I think the last time I was in a planetarium, I was in sixth grade! The shows were really neat. The guy who was narrating them looked and sounded just like he actor in the Cadillac commercials. You know the one who says we parked a car on the moon and left the keys in it? Yeah, that guy.
Lunch was at the on site cafe and after we successfully pissed off everyone behind us in line by ordering 3 burritos (one lady making them) we sat outside. Here is where I experienced something I don’t think I will ever forget. I had to use the restroom and entering the door before me was a lady with a baby and a boy who couldn’t have been more than 5. They went into the large stall with the baby changer. We were the only ones in there. I hear the lady talking to the boy and she’s using the F word in every sentence, just casually like it was no big deal. Then the boy said something as a whisper which I couldn’t hear to which she replied LOUDLY ” I don’t give a F! What the F is she gonna do? I’ll tear her F-ing head off and feed it to her for lunch!” At this point I hope to God she’s not talking about me and decide I’d better finish up and get the hell out of there. This lady had some serious issues to be cussing in front of a young boy like that. Later on during lunch I see her leaving with another lady and I assume that is who she was talking about.
From lunch we decide we’ve seen everything and decide to make our way back to the car. About halfway there, my daughter asked…what about the gift shop? So we headed back and checked that out. To the left of the gift shop was another exhibit area that we didn’t even know existed. It was an entire area devoted to space and the planets. I could feel my inner nerd tingling again so we had to go in.
After seeing the last few sights of the observatory it was time to head back. We had been there all day, as it was now almost 4pm! Time flies when you’re having fun. We had to drive to Anaheim to check into our hotel for VidCon. The LA traffic was horrid and a 30 mile ride took us about 4 hours! We made a pit stop at the iconic Randy’s Donuts near the airport.
The donut itself…not that impressive unfortunately! Finally made our way into Anaheim and downed some crabs at Joe’s Crab Shack before calling it a night!
Day Five – Disneyland and VidCon registration!
I know, I’m a few days late on this. The weekend was busy and I just didn’t have the energy!
Day three was our Long Beach / Queen Mary day. I love all things paranormal and had heard of the “ghosts” aboard the ship. I booked our tickets for entry onto the ship which included the Ghosts and Legends “tour”. We got there early and entered the ship – the “tour” began at 11am. I keep saying “tour” with quotation marks because it was not really a tour. More about this after a few pictures:
I was really excited about the Ghosts and Legends “tour” until they started talking about special effects. Whaaaat? Noooo! I wanted to experience the underbelly of the boat (the old swimming pool, the boiler room) in all of its original glory. Instead we got a staged Disney-like version of a haunted tour with special effects, sounds, lights etc… which really distracted from the history of those areas. I was really disappointed. I’m sure if there are really spirits living down there, they are pretty pissed off!
After that mess, we explored the common areas of the boat. Outside was really beautiful and most of it has been restored to make it look good but most everything is original The deck was quite impressive:
After the deck we looked around inside a bit before lunch.
Of course by this time everyone was starving so good thing the Queen Mary is also a hotel with a restaurant on board. Lunch was pricey but good and it was nice to rest our feet for a bit. Overall, I would say that the Queen Mary is a very over-rated tourist attraction. It would be nice to spend a nite or two on board but I really felt like I spent over $200 to walk around a hotel for a few hours. Good to see once, but we won’t be doing it again.
Our son had been bugging us about going to Venice beach because he’s into skateboarding and there was a skatepark he had heard about there. I was a bit apprehensive because according to Tripadvisor – Venice Beach is a s***-hole. We got there quickly and after paying another gazillion dollars to park our car, we checked the place out. Yep – Venice Beach definitely does have a certain “flavor”. Somewhere in between 10- days- without -a -shower body odor, soured milk and dog poo. No it did not smell good and no I would never eat at any of the places that line the boardwalk. But, it didn’t feel unsafe as many of the Tripadvisor posters had mentioned. We were there in the middle of the day so I’m sure that added to the comfort factor.
The skate park was really cool however and we spent some time watching kids with some pretty great skills on their boards. One boy couldn’t have been more than 8 years old and he was killing it in the bowl (like a big empty swimming pool). Being a mom I was tense every time he would drop in and fly out but he had it totally under control. Mark my words, we will see this kid again some day – X Games, Olympics…something. He was amazing. I don’t know if you can see him real good in this short video but he’s the one with the long blond hair. There are a few more clips on my YouTube channel.
We walked down the boardwalk a bit, bought my son a retro-style skateboard at the skate shop and then headed back up the coast.
The kids wanted to see surfers so we drove into Malibu to spend some time at Surfrider beach. The water was coooold! I don’t know how some of those surfers could be out there without wet suits on.
The seagulls in Malibu must eat really good because they are giants. I’ve never seen such huge seagulls!
We watched this one gull stalk a lady’s bag of Fritos as she was sunning. He would wait until she closed her eyes…then creep over and try to steal the bag. She was getting quite frustrated and thought it would be a good idea to hide the Fritos in her bag. Not deterred in the least…that was one determined gull! He waited for her to close her eyes and then went for the bag. This went on for a while and I couldn’t help but laugh and cheer the gull on! Who brings Fritos to the beach anyway and not share??
We stayed in Malibu until the sun went down and began our drive back into Thousand Oaks. We ended the night with a dinner at the local Olive Garden.
Next up…The Griffith Observatory and lovely CA traffic!
This day I had planned for us to go into the Hollywood area and do some sight seeing. We got up early and after a nice (and free) breakfast in the hotel we headed out to Hollywood. On the way there we drove through the ta-ta area of Beverly Hills:
Arriving into Hollywood, we parked right across from Hollywood High school:
First on the agenda was the Hollywood Museum but they weren’t going to open for about an hour so we wandered down Sunset and came across the coolest store ever built:
It was certainly the biggest candy store I had ever seen and there were a couple of really cool rooms that had different themes. My favorite:
Being the Walking Dead fan that I am, I had to check out the goods:
The boys made a pit stop:
There was even a gas station inside:
And a Wonka section of course:
And this creepy baby thing:
By the time we were done navigating our way through the largest candy store ever, the Hollywood Museum opened up.
Apparently this was the old Max Factor building where the stars like Lucille Ball and Marilyn Monroe would go to get made up before a shoot. It is filled with years and years of movie memorabilia – which was a big hit for our move loving family. It was three floors full of movie making goodness. Here are some of my favorites:
We spent a good two hours in here at least, it was well worth every minute! The museum is connected to Mel’s Diner so after we were done we got a jump on the lunch crowd and got a table.
Next on our “tour” was Grauman’s Chinese Theater. Which I think is now Egyptian or something because it says so.
Of course we had to take the obligatory tourist photos in front of the building:
And of course checked out the footprints:
For those of you just itching to see about a hundred stars on the walk of fame – I took this just for you:
Walking back down Sunset you can see the Hollywood Sign
After our Hollywood romp, my husband was growing restless because we had passed lunch and the USA game was approaching…yet we didn’t know where we would stop and watch it. We decided to go down to Santa Monica and see if we could find a place.
Parking at the Santa Monica Pier was interesting. After paying another gazillion dollars for a few hours access, we drove into this little parking garage, wedged our minivan into the smallest spot possible between another car and a brick wall – and handed our keys over to the valet who said “you pick up your car over there” and pointed across the street at yet another parking garage.
The pier was packed! I’ve never seen so many people crammed into one space (well, I see that later in the trip but that’s another day). Here’s our walk from the parking area down to the boardwalk:
The water was freezing so the hopes my kids had of swimming did not become reality (they are used to FL beaches). We didn’t do the amusement park area but walked all the way down to the end.
At some point my son’s flip flop had a blow out (no he didn’t step on a pop top thank goodness) and we had to buy a new pair. One pair of $8 Santa Monica flip flops coming right up! I’ve never seen a kid get so mad at shoes before. I’m thankful that little shop was there!
By this time, I had another man in my life getting a bit grumpy. Game was about to start and nowhere in sight to watch it. We had surrendered to the fact we would have to load up the WatchESPN app on the iphone and listen to it on the drive back but then I saw a little restaurant across the way. I said “what about there?” There was a sign out front that read “Watch World Cup Here!” It was about 10 minutes until kickoff and as we walked through the door the owner greeted us with “Are you here to watch the game or eat?” We responded in unison “Watch the game”.
He seated us right in front of the big screen TV! To our surprise there was not many people in there yet. A few at the bar, but there were 6 of us and the table was for…get this – exactly 6 people! God really wanted us to be able to watch this game. Over the course of those 2 hours, even though we had eaten lunch just a few hours before, we ate…and ate…and ate….and watched the USA tie Portugal. *sigh* By the end of the game the place was hoppin but we made our exit. The food was excellent and the hosts gracious. We can’t thank them enough for such a great time!
With full bellies we waddled back to our car…which was again, across the street…and made our way out of town. Somewhere along the way someone in the car thought it would be a good idea to take Mulholland Dr up the mountain in a quest to reach the Hollywood sign. I think it might have been the driver…my husband. Before long we were literally hanging off the edge of the mountain (ok not literally but it felt like it) and I was holding back my stomach from spontaneously leaping out of my body completely on it’s own accord. We have to be getting closer….we have to be…were the words we were repeating, as we could see the sign but couldn’t quite get there. As we drove higher and higher….
Needless to say we never made it. We followed every tour bus we saw until finally we asked this guy how to get to the base of the sign. The directions went something like this “Take that street until it curves right, then left…take a right and then at the next curve take a left…take another left…then go a little ways and take a right…then another left and an immediate left…yada yada” My husband was just nodding his head. I was thinking “Are you serious right now??” We decided to just make due with the overlook area and saw it from a distance:
Making our way back down Mulholland (thank goodness) we ran into a traffic jam because something was going on at the Hollywood Bowl.
By the time we got back into Thousand Oaks, where our hotel was we were tired. Because we stuffed ourselves silly while at Santa Monica…I can’t even remember if we had dinner that night! I don’t think we did. I think we all go back and crashed. My kids are still giving me grief that we didn’t make it all the way to the sign!
Day three coming next….The Queen Mary and Malibu!
Happy Thursday to my followers! It’s been a whirlwind here and we just returned last week from our 8 day vacation to beautiful Southern California! I finally got all the videos uploaded and the pictures saved and will start my trip report tonight. I’m not sure if I want to post it all at once or day by day, I’d hate to bore anyone to death!
I was just posting to see who is still out there reading this craziness…if you are then thank you! I’m the worst at maintaining my blog but I’m trying to get better. My husband is even toying with the idea of vlogging at some point – you can say he was inspried during our VidCon experience. Boy is that a story! But that’s to follow soon…..
In the meantime here’s a little taste:
I’m going to do this report a bit different from my others because I didn’t take notes this time around. I will just detail a few areas of the trip. We went May 7 – May 10 for our 15th wedding anniversary. First night at MGM and last 2 at NYNY on MyVegas rewards.
Having read others’ experiences with MyVegas room rewards, I wasn’t expecting much and good thing I didn’t. I didn’t want to bother with the $20 trick but I was very nice to the check in agents to see if that would make a difference. It didn’t. We got to the desk early at both places and knew that we wouldn’t be able to come back to our room until the afternoon, which was fine. The room at MGM was one of the West Wing rooms. It seemed smaller than I remember but it was only for one night and the bed was really confortable. We did have to wait over an hour for our luggage to be brought up, which was kind of a pain. When I called to see what the deal was, it sounded like they had either forgotten or lost our request.
The agent at NYNY engaged us in conversation about our wedding anniversary and said she’d give us a nice view. We ended up in the New Yorker tower with a view towards the south. Not really what I was thinking but oh well, it was just a room! It was about a million miles from the elevator with lots of twists and turns, which was hell to walk to and from. The bathroom left much to be desired with a tiny bathroom. Rooms are not a big deal to us when we go to Vegas because we don’t spend much time in them anyway but I was totally underwhelmed.
The slot play was awful this trip. The Mlife casinos seemed much tighter this year than ever before. I did not leave any of their casinos with more money than I walked in with except for a good run on a bank of Willy Wonka machines and a decent bonus on a 1 cent Cleo II at Monte Carlo – also a few small wins on Mystical Unicorn, Tarzan and the Mummy at Excalibur. MGM was probably the worst as I didn’t win a penny there but must’ve cycled hundreds through their machines. We did the Lions Share for $42…gone in 3 minutes (no line at 10am) and tried the Cherries Jubilee machines as well. Almost peed myself when two progressive symbols appeared and then hit nothing on the third reel.
Did the best at Bally’s and Planet Hollywood, which is a change from past trips. Spent about 3 hours grinding out low roller bets on a bank of WMS G+ deluxe machines at Pho, hitting a small minor progressive for $30 once and a final 87 spin bonus on Nepoleon and Josephine which put me over $100. I had started with a TITO for $7 so I consider that a good profit. (although it could’ve been soooo much better!)
I played several Aristocrat machines this trip and only did well on a small bet on Buffalo Deluxe at Bally’s. Timber Wolf Deluxe took a bunch of my money…I hit bonuses but they were mostly dead spins. I’ve decided I hate Bally’s machines and most IGT. The Konami machines sucked my money away and we even tried a few of the new Ainsworth machines. They’re pretty and all that but unless you are betting big, there’s not much return on them.
We did play some $5 blackjack at Excalibur. I had a good run for quite a while until these guys sat down and started playing crazy. Got back down to my original buy in and walked. I really hate when people do that. They were also chain smoking – as an ex-smoker, I get it. Smoking in Vegas is one of God’s gifts to smokers. I hope they enjoyed every single puff but after a while I was starting to feel sick and glad I left when I did. Never got to a craps table although I really wanted to.
My husband discovered super times pay poker and had a good run on a 10 cent machine at Pho. I lasted for a while on a $20, hitting a couple of good hands and he was able to walk away with a little under $100 profit from his initial investment. The next day we went back to see if the luck would continue but it was no bueno. $60 lost in about an hour. Vegas giveth and Vegas taketh away.
We tried a bit at the high limit room in NYNY on the 9 line $1 Texas Tea (I mean we’re from TX so why not?) Got a small hit for around $30 and then nothing. Didn’t risk more there. Played a $1 5 line Ainsworth machine room the HL that gave us a $15 hit and nothing more. Played a $1 5 line jumbo machine somewhere, I can’t remember where it was and hit for $173. Good thing too because my husband had already lost his daily bankroll that day and it wasn’t even lunchtime yet!
We had good play at TI and the Venetian with some memorable bonuses as well as a good Gems Gems Gems win for my husband at the Plaza downtown. I’ve put the videos up on my YouTube channel…not all are big wins (most are not) but I like to show that it’s not all winning when you go to the casino!
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We had some good food this trip. With over $200 in Total Rewards credits, a MyVegas reward and some end of trip comps from Mlife, we only paid out of pocket for 2 meals the entire trip which totaled just over $55. We hit Starbucks several times and only paid for the visit in Downtown.
Monte Carlo Buffet – GROSS. Since my husband had just started playing MyVegas he didn’t have the points necessary for one of thie higher end buffets so we settled for the one at MC. We ate at around 1130am on a Wednesday. There were flies swarming the desserts, no crab legs or shrimp….the fish they had was undercooked, the lo mein was nothing but a glob of congealed noodles and there were numerous items on the buffet that were totally unrecognizeable. I felt as if I were eating with Cousin Eddie from Vegas Vacation (“Bread puddin’s extra runny tonight!”) If you have a choice – don’t waste your coins on this buffet!
House of Blues Mandalay Bay – Lunch here was excellent. We ate around noon and they were still serving breakfast as well as lunch. My husband had breakfast and I had the shrimp poboy. It was really good. We paid for this one from our bankroll (forgot all about charging to our NYNY room!) and it was $40 for the 2 of us.
Pizza/Bakery place @ Paris – This was awful, at around 10pm on Wednesday night the had one lady working and a line of about 15 people. We waited forever for my husbands pizza and I ordered the clam chowder bread bowl. I had to wait another 20 minutes for that. When I got it, I couldn’t tell if it was my stuffy nose or what but it had no taste whatsoever. My husband got bad heartburn the next morning from the extra greasy pizza. The bill was around $24 covered by TR credits. We won’t be going back there.
California Pizza Kitchen @ Mirage – I know it’s a chain but I really like this place. We never eat here in our own city even though there is one about 15 min from us but I try to go at least once during our Vegas trips. I had the wild mushroom pizza and my husband just had the pepperoni. Bill was just over $40 and we charged this one to the room.
Margaritaville @ Flamingo– We wanted to use our reward credits for lunch so we stopped in. I had the shrimp wedge salad and my husband had a burger. I wasn’t crazy about having to assemble my own salad so to speak but even though it took me forever to eat it, it was yummy. It’s the only place I know to get Landshark beer – which is a favorite of mine. Bill was about $40 and they used our RC s no problem.
PF Changs @ Pho – Yep, another chain but we never go to the one at home and I was dying for chinese food. I ordered the vegetarian lettuce wraps and my husband had sweet and sour pork. They brought me the chicken wraps first, until I told the lady it was definitely not tofu. (there is a noticeable difference in the color and texture) Since I don’t eat meat I had to send it back. I don’t think she heard me correctly when I ordered, as it was pretty loud in there. The correct meal came out quickly and it satisfied my craving for chinese this trip.
Chin Chin Cafe Breakfast Buffet @ NYNY – This was given to us as a back end comp on the day of check out. It is a small buffet but the items were good and I really enjoyed the red velvet pancakes. We were kind of in a hurry that day so I only had one but that’s probably a good thing because I could’ve sat there all morning and enjoyed them!
Carlo’s Bakery @ Palazzo – Not really a restaurant but we did get 2 cannoli’s and a t-shirt for my mom’s mother’s day gift here. When we arrived we saw it was the number system – they were on 85 and we picked #95. It wasn’t too long before we got our cannolis and when we left there were at least 30 people crammed in there waiting for their number to be called. Great decision by Buddy Valastro to open shop here, I can see it will be crazy popular for a really long time.
Comps – We used the hell out of our comps and reward credits this time. Like I said, we only paid for two meals out of the whole trip and all of our starbucks visits. My husband bought himself a shirt at Margaritaville with his TR credits and also got one of the pops from Sugar Factory and some extra refills for his sister’s birthday. The Mlife lady upon check out comped our resort fees and the CPK meal at Mirage. She also gave us the free breakfast buffet at NYNY and $50 Starbucks credit that we used before we left for coffee (of course) and 3 Starbucks LV mugs to take home with us.
- I was told to stop recording my bonus rounds at Mirage and TI. The cocktail waitress at TI said “you know, you’re not supposed to do that…people try to figure out how to beat the games that way” Really? Beat the slot machine? I told her, nope…not doing that, just doing it for YouTube. She then said “Well I’ve seen people get arrested for that and that’s not what you come to Vegas for” assuming she meant you don’t come to Vegas to get arrested…I chuckled at that. I’ve never heard of one single person getting arrested for recoridng their bonus rounds a a casino. There is not one sign up that I could see that said it is not allowed and I’ve recorded several times in both of those places in the past. I was really pissed that I finally got the Willy Wonka Chocolate River bonus and had to turn it off halfway through. The local here in OK actually encourages video. You would think the casino owners would like for others to see people winning. It’s good advertising! Oh well.
- A bus pass is the way to go. We got one on day 2 for 24 hours to go downtown and used it the next morning as well to hit Carlo’s before leaving for the airport. Next time I definitely will get one again.
- Downtown is a crazy place at night. I’m all for having a good time but the noise of 10 thousand bands and music all going at the same time about drove me nuts. I guess I’m just getting old!
- We did the Shark Reef as a MyVegas reward. It was cool but if I had to pay for it out of pocket I would’ve been pissed. It is definitely not worth $18 pp.
- Everyone was extremely nice…from the restaurant staff, to the Mlife desk people to the cocktail waitresses. They all had smiles on their faces and made it easy to tip them. I don’t mind tipping extra for good service.
- The timeshare people are a total nusiance! They seem much more pushy than ever before and there is one every 10 feet getting into your face. I’d much rather have the porn slappers lining the strip than these assholes. Some wouldn’t take no for an answer which was quite annoying. Why would anyone even want to do that job. I guess there is a demand for them or else they wouldn’t be out there. A sucker born every minute.
- We had a good sized bankroll for 3.5 days but truthfully it is not enough. I planned on playing more than low rolling bets this time but those $20s were disappearing fast! The money lasts so much longer at our local and I think we were getting spoiled since we’ve been going pretty regularly there and bringing home winnings each time. I chased several major WMS progressives and couldn’t get any of them to drop. Maybe next time…..
Overall it was a good trip. It sucks when you look forward to something for so long and then it seems to fly by. That’s how it felt this time around. We’ve decided that we will go back next year and bring our teens and my parents. We commonly vacation with my parents and we have a great time. Don’t flame me for this but I think our kids would really enjoy it much more than they did 5 years ago. They will be 14 and 16 by then and have been asking to go back with us. Not only will we enjoy having them with us but it would mean a more structured trip (shows/attractions etc..) which I’m thinking will be a win for all of us. My husband and I always say “we should’ve gone here…or we shoudl’ve done this” but we get so caught up in the gaming part of Vegas that there is so much more to enjoy out there. I doubt we will go back before next spring but we will definitely be hitting up the locals within a few months to get our slot fix on. First things first, we have our family vacation to California in about 5 weeks!
Thanks for reading (if you lasted this long!)
So here I am over a month from my last post. There just hasn’t been too much going on here, as we prepare to enter the best months of the year. Ten days before my husband and I celebrate our 15th wedding anniversary in Vegas and seriously couldn’t come soon enough! I’ve got 3 cameras already packed for the trip – 2 digitals and our camcorder so we don’t miss a single moment. I’ll be posting a trip report and videos up on my YouTube channel upon our return and I hope to be able to catch some big wins!
Anyone as ready for summer as I am? I’m not just talking about the weather. Coming off of spring break for my kiddos…it’s so nice not having to worry about getting up earlier for school, checking grades online, asking about homework, making sure they both shower every day…. Also with summer comes VACATION. We will be doing the old fashioned road trip out west this year. Nothing like waking up before the sun, grabbing a coffee and hitting the highway.
What are you looking forward to this summer? Got any plans?
My birthday was actually on Valentine’s day and I spent it cooped up in my house with my son – who less than gracefully tore ligaments in his ankle this past Thursday night skateboarding. After an evening at the ER, I had to call into work and spend all day Friday waiting on him, hand and injured foot, as he couldn’t get out of bed. By Saturday morning I was ready to get out and spend the day at the casino to see if birthday luck would shower down upon me.
To start the day my mom brought me a bamboo plant which is supposed to bring fortune and prosperity. I tore a leaf off and stuck in in my bra…yeah, I did that. After grabbing some Starbucks, my husband, my dad and I made our way the 1.5 hr drive to Choctaw in Durant OK – getting there around 1130am. We had only budgeted $300 for the day between my husband and I. I’m not sure what my dad started with. My husband made a b-line for the Michael Jackson machine and the first machine I played was the new Buffalo Stampede. I was betting 75 cents a spin and after a few spins I got the Stampede bonus. It retriggered a few times, you can see the whole bonus round below. I love to see them run across the screen an hear people yelling “BUFFALO!” I took my small bonus win and walked away. In the meantime my Dad sat at the one next to me, not sure exactly able to figure it out completely and after several dead spins he decided it wasn’t for him. I’m not a regular fan of the Buffalo slots but I liked it and will be sure to seek it out in Vegas in a few months. I might even play some of the older ones that everyone seems to enjoy so much.
After that I went to check on my husband. He had already lost $60 in the Michael Jackson slot and was plugging away at the new Ferris B. machine. He’s a fan of the movie but that machine was brutal too. I think he got a few bonuses that paid ZILCH and eventually lost another $40 or so in that. No Ferris B for me thank you! I went to seek out the G+ Deluxe machines. I sat down at Laredo – which I can hardly find in Vegas anymore – and $20 lasted me quite a while. I never got up past about $25 and never hit the bonus but cashed out at $10 and tried Kronos. How I hate this machine. Nothing. I was tempted to put more money into it but decided not to. I found a Hercules machine which gave me a decent line hit and then played Spartacus. I hate to love these machines. They can be so good or so bad. I never got the bonus but got this nice line hit:
I continued to play it a bit but wasn’t getting much out of it – oh how I wanted a bonus!! But I never got one. I finally tracked down my dad, who was watching his $$ disappear into the Lord Of The Rings, Return of the King slot. While I waited for him, I sat down at one of those new Wonder 4 Superstar machines, which I had never played before. I got a couple of bonuses that didn’t pay too much and nothing much more than that on regular play either.
We finally found my husband and he was playing Iron Man. Nothing was giving him much luck. By this point, my phone camera has ran my battery down to almost nothing and I had to save a little for when I found the Walking Dead machine. I played a bit of Bier Haus, got a small bonus (very small compared to the potential of this slot) as the guy next to me was on Napoleon & Josephine…he must’ve hit at least 5 huge bonuses in the short time I was sitting there. The machine just kept saying “Unbelievable!” “Incredible”! I wanted to slap him and his machine. My small Bier Haus bonus:
We finished up in that part of the casino and made our way to the newer, larger side. My husband was leaving with only $20 of his bankroll left and I was leaving with almost all of mine. So far the little leaf in my bra was helping out. We were going to go have lunch but I spotted the Walking Dead slot on our way there, which I just HAD to play. I was surprised to see that nobody was on them. (I find out why) I sat down to play, put in $20 and started to spin. I got a bonus pretty quickly and I was really excited. All in all, this machine sucks. A lot of hooplah for very little payout. The line hits hardly pay anything and the bonus was crap too. I’ll probably give it one more go when we are in Vegas next but it reminds me a lot of the Willy Wonka slot. The casino manufacturers are making a killing on this tight ass machine.
In the meantime I proceeded to lose at a few more machines…I tried several G+ Deluxe games which didn’t pay me much. I finally got a bonus on my favorite Mystical Unicorns and got a whole $2 out of it. Woo hoo. I’m wasn’t sure what my husband was doing in the meantime but I found out later he was hitting up the only sure fire machine in the casino – the ATM.
The buffet was …eh, a buffet in an OK casino. Use your imaginations. My husband took off then my dad and I tried out a few older machines…an old Monopoly slot and a Press your Luck slot. No luck for us. My luck had taken a turn for the worse and I needed to find my husband to get more moolah. Dad sat down at the new “Let’s Make a Deal” game and did really well. He put in $5 and hit a bonus right away that paid pretty good. Then he hit another, then another. I went to get more money and when I came back, put a $20 in the machine next to him. I didn’t hit one GD thing and was broke in less than 5 minutes. I went off to look for something different to play and found a Miss Red slot. I’d never played it before but I did ok and won a little on almost every spin. Nature was calling and I had to make a bathroom run. Just as I thought, when I came out my Miss Red machine was taken. Dammit!
I went over to check on Dad and he had like $60 from his initial $5. I convinced him to cash out and we went to find my husband. On the way I stopped at Ghostbusters, hit a bonus for about $26. Cashed out, then found my husband sitting at our evil nemesis Davinci Diamonds. I looked at his credits and he had over $100! I know he probably only started with $20 so he was on fire! Of course I had to try so I sat down 2 machines down and played one too. I played for a long time and doubled my money. Again, my dad sits at the Rembrants Riches next to me, puts in $5 and hits for $40 on one spin. I can’t believe it!
I’m keeping a close eye on my husband because I know he will run all those winnings back on through that machine in no time if I don’t convince him to cash out before it’s all gone. He did put back about half of it. We decided to start making our way back to the other side, where we had parked. Passing the Dolly Parton machines, he just had to stop and she proceeded to kick his ass. I sat down at one and hit a bonus right away for about $25. The lady next to me got very upset and said she had just been playing that machine. She cashed out of the one she was on and kept giving me dirty looks. I told her I never have gotten a bonus on the Dolly machine before, which is true, but she seriously looked like she wanted to punch me in the face.
Time to go and what do I see but the Dirty Dancing slot that my husband just loves. I told him to sit down and try it. He has no luck but I sat down at the Elvis machine next to him and with 2 quick bonuses turned $10 into $115. I love the Elvis one, it has always been nice to me. Finally we decide to leave while we still had the same amount of $ we had taken out of the ATM.
We didn’t come out ahead but had enough small wins to at least not go over what we had originally budgeted for the day. The extra $ went back into the savings for Vegas in May. When we got home, I realized I had that leaf with me the whole time – my husband said that’s probably why I did ok whereas he lost his butt! I realized out of my initial $160, I only truly lost $45. He lost all of his portion! Next time I’ll give him a leaf too. Since he doesn’t wear a bra he will need to be a little creative about where he puts it!